I'm a tall, curvy, very leggy, blue eyed, blonde bombshell of a woman. I'm outrageously attractive, unbelievably intelligent (I'll run circles around you), and a smartass too. I'm very entertaining, in bed and out. Life is never boring when you're with me. I'm extremely competitive, in everything I do. I don't like schedules, prefer to just bounce around, trying everything. I'm straight forward and to the point, sometimes brutally. Don't ever assume anything about me, you'll be wrong. I don't play mind games, and I won't allow you to either. I have a voracious sexual appetite, and I expect topnotch performance from my man. So, if we ever get to that point, you better be getting plenty of rest, eating right, and taking your Flintstone Vitamins because you're going to have put your game face on and show me something. I love sex, obviously, or I wouldn't be on this site, nor would you. But, that doesn't mean I'm just going to jump into bed with you. I don't care how hot you are or how big, thick and scary your monster is, there will have to be some compatibility on an intelligent, smartass level. I consider verbal sparring, witty banter to be the catalyst to foreplay, a part of foreplay. I'd love to find a man that chooses to entice me with his big brain first, instead of his little brain. Ideal person? How do I answer that? I love hairy, warty, fetid breathed, knuckle dragging, mouth breathing, slack jaw, sloped brow trolls with a mean streak. He must have his own singlewide covered bridge and an IQ in the double digits is preferable. It would also be nice if he had a history of alcoholism, whoring around and beating his wimmin. Come on already, you read my profile, I’m tall, beautiful, curvy, incredibly intelligent, competitive, and a smartass too. However, I guess I should clarify just in case there’s someone here matching the above description thinking, as he reads this, that he’s met his soul mate.
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